Master/Enslaver

23 / Male / Alberta

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staticritual:

Special situations, pleasant demonstrations
‘Til the cat rolled out of the bag
You let me get my hopes too high
But now you’re happy

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ianbrooks:

Sci-FI NES Games from a Parallel Dimension

We were unfortunate enough to live through such horrible movie-licensed games like Robocop, Total Recall, and E.T. (or as we usually refer to it: That Game Which Shall Not Be Named), but perhaps somewhere in an alternate timeline where good things happened and people knew how to make good movie-based vidya gaemz, we could have had such instant classics like “They Live!” (with real 3D glasses action? Give me that) and MST3K (do you play the movie they’re watching, or just Press A to quip?)

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earth-song:

“Golden eagle having a discussion with Red fox” by Yves Adams

earth-song:

“Golden eagle having a discussion with Red fox” by Yves Adams

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bacon-torpedo:

Oh, you’ve just got to be
Up high, where the whole world’s watching me
‘Cause I, I’ve got the guts to be somebody -
To cry out!

wasp videos are so gooood

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clearairturbulence:

Dragon Drone
Artist: Tim White

clearairturbulence:

Dragon Drone

Artist: Tim White

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malformalady:

Lionel Crissman of Ohio, discovered the skeleton of a deer whose plume sported almost 1000 points.  The region of northern Ohio is known for harboring deer to atypical plumes.

malformalady:

Lionel Crissman of Ohio, discovered the skeleton of a deer whose plume sported almost 1000 points. The region of northern Ohio is known for harboring deer to atypical plumes.

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Anonymous asked: How many girls have you had sex with?

Less than you think.